Mystery Kung Fu Theater

The Rules:

1. You must enter with sound mind and soul. Else, kneel at our gates in the rain.

2. You are joined by comrades in cinematic kung fu. Some are black belts. Others are the uninitiated. All will be one when the lights go dark and the screen is illuminated by a classic of unrevealed provenance or vintage.

3. Trust your body. If you must yip, squeal, guffaw, or flex, you will not be judged.

4. Upon exiting, you are sworn to blood secrecy. What you have seen, you will never reveal.